CP: Microsoft

[Pierre.Gildert@emw.ericsson.se]

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Read and enjoy computer-nerds.

//Pierre

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Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order
of third (3rd.)

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and
adding his (III), you get the following:

B       66
I       73
L       76
L       76
G       71
A       65
T       84
E       69
S       83
+        3
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       666 !!!

Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or
just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???
YOU decide!

It looks like well-known OS's also fall into the same category:

M  S  -  D  O  S     6  .  2  1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

W  I  N  D  O  W  S  9  5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

S  Y  S  T  E  M     7  .  0
83+89+83+84+69+77+32+55+46+48 = 666

Coincidence? I think not!

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There were three engineers in a car. - an electrical engineer, a
chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.  Suddenly the car
stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at
each other, wondering what could be wrong.

The Electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics
of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The Chemical Engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests
that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.

Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything,
comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows,
get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll
work?"

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