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CP: Pyttemjuk
[Pierre.Gildert@emw.ericsson.se mumlade i cp listan om:]
This is quite spoo-ooky:
This is marvellous and restores my faith in the poor slaves at
Microsoft.
For those feeling downtrodden and vindictive try this Microsoft
employee trick :
1) Open a new word 97 document
2) Set language to English (United States) (Tools:Language...)
3) In the document, type 'I'd like to see Bill Gates dead'
4) Highlight the sentence, and consult the thesarus.
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FUNNY SIGNATURES
-Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
-C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
-Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
-Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
-Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
-Double your drive space - delete Windows!
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,:::::' ; OOO\
::::::; ; OOOOO\
;:::::; ; OOOOOOOO
,;::::::; ;' / OOOOOOO
;:::::::::`. ,,,;. / / DOOOOOO
.';:::::::::::::::::;, / / DOOOO
,::::::;::::::;;;;::::;, / / DOOO
;`::::::`'::::::;;;::::: ,#/ / DOOO
:`:::::::`;::::::;;::: ;::# / DOOO
::`:::::::`;:::::::: ;::::# / DOO
`:`:::::::`;:::::: ;::::::#/ DOO
:::`:::::::`;; ;:::::::::## OO
::::`:::::::`;::::::::;:::# OO
`:::::`::::::::::::;'`:;::# O
`:::::`::::::::;' / / `:#
::::::`:::::;' / / `#
B I L L I S C O M I N G F O R Y O U ! ! !
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